1. Cake smashing
Prepare to see Steve Aoki providing pastry-based assault to an honorary member of the front row’s face all over your Snapchat Stories. It’s going to be awful.
2. Overzealous PDA
There’s sure to be at least one couple aggressively, sloppily making out, making you grateful for your single status.
3. Awkward petting zoo
Inappropriately placed family fun in the midst of pigs drinking alcohol and the peak of human consumption. Also why am I looking at a goat while also being drunk?
4. People wondering whether or not to drop the N-Word during Ferg’s set
Followed by a thinkpiece on why it’s okay to drop the N-Word if you support and respect the artist.
