Shout out to global warming. We get it, you’re real. Please stop now though.
– Just a season please
Shout out to the guy who chews gum during class, I hate you.
– Only wants to hear the teacher
Shout out to the SGA for spending $1000 on security guards for the FIJI Islander event raising money for ovarian cancer.
– Definitely not a FIJI frat bro
Shout out to the frat brother who tried to fight me. Glad that didn’t end the way it could’ve.
– Just wanted to go home
Shout out to the friend who thought I needed a hug and gave me one, heedless of my 102 degree fever.
– Sick but loved
Shout out to the girl in the library who put her bare feet on the table in A-level. You’re one of the reasons studying in the library gets weird past midnight.
– Someone who eats on A-level
Shout out to the girl who complimented my shirt. Really needed it that day.
– Stressed but well dressed
Shout out to all skateboarders I’ve had near misses with going down North Charles. Please just yell at me to get out of the way, do not trust me to have good reflexes. Don’t trust yourself to have reflexes good enough to account for my bad ones. Please.
– Terrified of dying
