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Things I think would replace the Humanities Center

By MIA CAPOBIANCO | November 10, 2016

1. Electron microscopes

2. A statue of Michael Bloomberg making it rain million dollar checks

3. U.S. News & World Report bribes.

4. A building dedicated to the Applied Physics Laboratory’s drone research, to be named the Inhumanity Center.

5. AIs designed to TA classes

(RIP grad students.)

6. A copy of Ben Carson’s Think Big: Unleashing Your Potential for Excellence for each incoming student.

7. A roadmap explaining the concept of diversity to President Daniel


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