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Artists the HOP probably rejected before booking Makonnen

By MIA CAPOBIANCO | September 22, 2016

1. Owl City

Renowned for that one song about fireflies, aptly titled “Fireflies,” that sounds like a mid-2000s Microsoft PC start-up theme adopted as an iPhone alarm.

2. All Time Low

Local legends — both in Maryland and in that suppressed part of your soul that made Warped Tour a formative part of your pubescent years.

3. LMFAO

So all the sorority sisters can make use of the patterned leggings and shutter shades they got during secret week.

4. Snow Patrol

Also known as the score to Grey’s Anatomy.

5. A continuous loop of the Shrek sound track


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