Q. What instrument do skeletons play? A. Trombone!
Q. What is a ghost’s favorite meal? A. spooketti and meatballs!
Q. Which ghost is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!
Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A. Spare ribs!
Q. What’s a ghost’s favorite meal? A. Ghoulash!
Q. Where do Hopkins ghosts eat? A. The BamBOO Cafe!
Q: What do call the ratio of a jack-o-lantern’s circumference to it’s diameter? A. Pumpkin π!
Q: How do monsters tell their future? A. They read their horrorscope!
Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables? A. In a blood bank!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the date party? A. Because he had no BODY to go with!
Q. What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? A. Wrap music!
Q: What type of art do skeletons like? A. Skullptures!
Q: What do you call two witches living together? A. Broommates!
